British Food is dire: What the hell is sambal tempoyak?

Why is food in Britain so bad? It’s not bad I suppose, just heavy, bland and boring. Absolutely everything lacks one thing: chilli! For someone who names their blog after a traditional Malaysian dish, food is important. Even when I go back to KL, I find that searching for actual good food is increasingly difficult to find. Apart from a couple of random but trustworthy stalls in food courts in some dusty vintage mall built in the 80’s and of course the street food in an obscure residential or office block, food is hit and miss. But if it’s good, it’s amazing.
In Britain, good food comes at expense and is never traditional. OK there is the odd roast and pie, and maybe a burger done well. But it is nothing I would get excited about.
So to answer the question, what is that dish that my blog is named after?
It’s basically fermented young durian mixed in with chilli. It can be eaten like other sambals, ie as a condiment to your meal of nasi campur, or mixed rice. Or it could be a dish itself with addition to petai, which is a type of broad bean with an acquired taste (you have been warned), ikan bilis (dried anchovies) and daun kayu, which translated to wood leaf. From what I remember it is a kind of wild green that has to be cooked for a bit to soften it. Then a bit of lemon grass to enhance the flavour a little and coconut milk to thicken the sauce. Minus the anchovies I suppose it’s ideal for vegans.
Now that is how I remember it, and more than likely my mum would tell me that I have got this completely wrong. This is what happens when you watch Anthony Bourdain on the travel channel on an empty stomach: nostalgia and home sickness.
When is Malaysian Airlines going to airlift me from this gastronomic black hole of disaster?


An extended weekend- 5 minute Picnic Pasta

It wasn’t really, had a Economics multiple choice but it was a lovely day.

Some pictures from Monday. It got a bit misty in the evening, Sussex is in a bowl.

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Another idiot proof recipe for a picnic.

What you need is:

(This was enough for like 5 people)

500 g of pasta

Half a jar of green pesto

A whole Beef Tomato

A bunch of parsley

Two Cloves of Garlic

A shallot.

Two giant slices of goat’s cheese

What to do:

1. Cook the pasta obviously!

2. Oil in saucepan, fry the shallots and garlic, then put in the tomatoes and parsley once the shallots become translucent.

3. When the pasta is cooked, drain and mix in the sauce with it and the vege you cooked.

4. GOAT’S CHEESE! Or any soft white cheese you have, please don’t put cheddar or red leicester in it… it is the student favourite but there are limits!

Student comforts can go a long way 🙂

Sit outside in the spring sunshine and enjoy 🙂 Oh and some squash.

A Sunny Weekend: Part 1

I really can’t be bothered to write too much at the moment, I’ve been doing some more revision/ cramming for my test tomorrow.

My dad came down today, I love my dad 🙂 We went Street Thai in the Lanes (Brighton) and we discovered a slice of culinary genius: The Green Tea Cheesecake. I quote directly from the menu itself: “Green tea cheesecake with a crunchy coconut base served with vanilla ice-cream,” Oh and they foolishly forgot to mention the strawberry and strawberry sauce on top of that.

Just googling Green Tea Cheesecake I found this:


I won’t copy the recipe from this person’s blog but here’s the link:

My Hummingbird Bakery Cookbook also has a Green Tea cupcake recipe that I never get my lazy arse around to baking!

We, then, went on the Wheel of Excellence, basically a big wheel on Brighton Beach. Steve Coogan was polite enough to join us. He was a bit repetitive and after about 3 rounds we really got a bit fed up with his Brighton trivia. The 4th revolution, my Dad was complaining he was bored and eventually told Steve to shut up and turned the speakers off. Poor Steve, things must have gone down hill since the Alan Partridge days (I remember who he is now!). Anyway, here are some pictures of the view; slightly rubbish because they’re from my little Blackberry.


Caramelised Onion on Camerbert and Toast


The university Co-op discounts really random things. One was Camerbert another was Hovis Wholemeal bread. Since I ran out of food I thought I’d be adventerous with the little food that I had. The Caramelised Onion was fairly chutney-like but more instant. Here is the idiot-proof recipe.

Caramelised Onion


1 Red Onion

3 Shallots

I tablespoon golden caster sugar

3 tablespoons of caster sugar

Olive Oil

What to do… or method:

1. Heat up the oil.

2. Finely chop both the red onions and shallots and fry them in the oil until translucent

3. Put in the caster sugar and stir the mixture until the sugar is dissolved

4. Then put in the balsamic vinegar

5. Stir and keep on heat until it thickens.

Toast your bread, wack the oven on put your cheese on your toast and put in the oven for 2 minutes…

Told you… idiot proof 🙂

Soft and Fluffy Blueberry Lemon Cookies

Next Tuesday’s project 🙂

Baker Bettie

So it begins!

Baker Bettie’s Cookies Are The New Cupcake Series! 

And I feel I need to clear a few things up here.

I don’t want to turn this into a cupcake bash fest.  That would be wrong.  And mean.

And I am really against being mean.  It’s just so…. not nice.

I want to think about this as a cookie advocacy series.  A push for cookies to get the same amount of hype as cupcakes.  Because cookies and cupcakes should be given equal recognition in the dessert world.  They both have their place.

And I think there needs to be a slogan. Does anyone have any brilliant slogan ideas?

Edit: Best slogan idea so far from Cara at Fork and Beans… “No one puts cookies in the corner”

If you have no idea what I am talking about here, read this first…

Ok. Now that we have all of…

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To Bake List

This Sunday: Giant Jaffa Cake (from

Future creations:

Nutella Cream Puff

Green Tea Cupcakes

Blackberry Cupcakes

Marshmellow Cream Fudge

Chocolate Mint Brownies

My flatmates are going to be rolling out the door on Monday!

Visual diary of these creations will be posted 🙂

Last Sunday:Pseudo- mis-advertised Jaffa Cake (basically an extra chocolately chocolate cake) from my grandmother’s donated cooking books. She keeps buying me ready made cake mix, thanks for having no confidence in my cooking Nan; being incompetent in the kitchen is not hereditary I would like to point out; or perhaps my competence is inherited from my mother’s side. I love being half asian!